College days are always the best days of our life, the friends we make, the days we spent together and the moments shared are priceless. When at college we are just living a normal life, as we thought but we are unaware that in reality we are creating some life time memories. Though we forget those days as we get involved in out daily routine and new responsibility, but sometime few lines take us back to our college days and a smile comes on your face as we recall those moments...
Go through these points and i bet you'll be back to your college days and a smile will come on your face:
1. On being Late:
"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "
2. During the lecture:
"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is
........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"dekhiyo tera net aa rha hai kya...."
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Ma'am kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"dekh woh ladki..... apne boyfrnd se baat kar rhi hai....."
"Uske Saamne nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha.......
"Saala sab ne laptop khol rakha hai..."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
3. Lab:
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."
4. Sessionals Test:
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."
"Oye Ashish kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!
5. For attendance
"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments:
" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "
1. Thanks for being a true mentor of our hearts. Happy Teachers day.
2. You introduce me with world of words... I wish you the best of life on this Teachers Day.
3. Teacher you are an inspiration for me...
4. Lighting the lamp of knowledge within me. Happy Teachers Day
5. Love, Care, Support and Wisdom these are the virtues teachers possess
6. You Guided me, You supported me Thanks for everything Teacher
7. Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts. Happy Teachers Day
We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as you…
We all wish you Happy teachers Day…
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The Award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to .
Happy Teachers day
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When everyone lost belief in me – you believed in me.
When everyone thought I am a gone case – you trusted me.
You risked your career to keep me on
You guided me for path on and on
Thanks for being there oh Teacher
Thanks for being my Teacher …
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Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being there Maam/Sir.
Happy Teachers Day
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Teacher is someone patiently who stands by us
who insliting the essence of life.
You are wonderful teachers
who proved that learning can be joyous
and pleasant experience
wishing you a
HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY
is an old saying which means Mother, Father and Teachers are equal to God. Teachers are given such a high respect and value because they enlighten us with profound knowledge and power while parents gave life to our body and teachers gave life to our soul. We are always thankful to them and as an expression of thankfulness we celebrate teacher’s day in India every year on September 5. Teacher’s day is a tribute to the teachers for their incomparable deed of preaching and their devotion and hard work.
Have your heard The famous song "woh kaagaj ki kasti, woh baaris ka paani..." by Jagjit singh. Here is the refined version of it ..."woh teekha samoosa ..." just read it, its really interesting.
Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo, Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa, Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen, Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee, Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani, Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi, Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi, Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna, Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa.. Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa, Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa , Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa, Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa, Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa, Woh classrooms ke kisse, woh internals ki kahani.... Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……….
Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana, Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana, Woh seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa, Woh workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa, Woh slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna, Phir Exam ke din ko – tha bechain hona, Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……..
College ki thi - woh lambi si raatein, Woh doston se tapre pe - pyaari si Baatein; Woh gathering ke din ka – jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa; Woh kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa; Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ------- Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana…
