A few interesting facts

 

************ ********* ********* *** ************ ********* ********* ********* ***** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ************ ********* ********* *** ************ ********* ********* ********* *** No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your A** ) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?) (That women are going the 'right' direction... .?) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning . ************ ********* ********* ****** ************ ********* ********* ***** Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN ! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** **** The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Walt Disney was afraid    OF MICE! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR ! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **** It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *** And the best for last.... Turtles can breathe through their butts. Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!!

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Bhanu Bank Coaching : Perfect Coaching for Bank clerk and PO

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SWEETS AT MY DESK!

SWEETS AT MY DESK !

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Subha Utha , Nahaya ..Mast Deo Lagaya…

Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya.. .

Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko

Main Company Ka Ceo Aur My Dream Girl Was My Pmo.

Mann To Kiyan So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun…

Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun…

Goggles Lagaya Style Mein, Sutta Niptaya,

Bike Kiya Self Start, Accelerater Maara

Pahooncha Office…Card Swipe Kara..

Khola Pc …Lotus Notes Top Par Mail Uska Paaya…

Mailbox Dekh Sanatta Chaya..

Uska Mail Ka Subject Humien Na Bhaya..

Ek Baar Phir Kiya Mail Ka Subject Check

Oh No ..Not Again..Same Words…"Sweets At My Desk"

Darte Darte Khola Mail…Andar Wedding Invitation Paaya…

Lo Bhaiya Lut Gayee Duniya…Mandraya Kala Saaya…

Dukhi Mann Se Socha …Chalo Ek Baar Contents To Padd Le..

Naam Kya Hai Ladke Ka…Details Se Rubaru To Ho Le…

Phir Ek Baar Mann Chakkar Khaya…Uska Naam Kahin Naa Paaya..

Mail Ka Phir Se Audit Kiya…Dil Ko Ncr Report Acha Aaya…

Mail Ke Subject Se Achi Mail Ke Body Nikli..

Jiski Shaadi Thi ..Woh To Uski Sister Nikli…

Bhujti Hui Low Phir Phadphadai…

Ek Umeed Jaagi..Asha Ki Ek Kiran Nazar Aayee.

Josh Bhare Kadmon Se Rukh Kiya Uske Cubicle Ki Aur…

Ab Sirf Uskee Jhalak Nahin ..Yeh Dil Maange More..

Aaj Tak Cubicle Ki Diwaron Se Dekha Tha Usko.

Dekhte Hee Usne Bola ..Lo Dear, Sweets Lo..

Humne Suna "Dear" , Humne Kaha Ab No Fear.

Kiya Jhuki Aankhon Se Usko Stare, Uthaya Sweats Ka Apna Share..

"Dear" Shabd Kitna Acha Lagne Laga Tha….

Uske Aur Mere Beech Ka Loc Ab Mitne Laga Tha…

Baton Hi Baton Mein Usko Bataya Mail Padke Hua Confusion Tha

Reply Jo Bataya Usne, Phir Se Chida Kargil Tha..

Phir Se Low Bhuj Gayee Thi, Umeed Mit Gayee Thi …

Uski Sagai Ki Mail To Ek Hafte Pahle Bounce Back Ho Chuki Thi…

Maa Kasam Ek Hi Gaana Yaad Aa Raha Tha Cham Se…

Kasam Ki Kasam , Yeh Pyaar Na Hoga Ab Humse…

O Haseeno Sun Lo Meri Iltaaja,

Please Mat Hona Humse Khafa,

Kuch Bhi Ho Jaaye Ab Na Hoga Adjust,

Ab Mat Daalna Mail With Subject " Sweets At My Desk"

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Mei,mera prem aur mera dost

"Mei, mera prem aur mera dost"

 

Dasavi kaksha ke upraant

Humne jab future ki planning kari

To science, commerce ko chod

"Find a girlfriend" ko sabse zyada tavajjo di

 

Kyunki hum uub chuke the taano se

Nirdayi samaj aur dosto ke ulhano se

Ab humne bhi ser pe kafan bandh liya tha

Aur kitabon ki nagri se bagawat kar

Ab prem ka parcham utha liya tha

 

Kafan bandh liya aur parcham bhi lehra aaya

Par shuruaat kaisi karu ye samajh na aaya

Socha kisi se salah mashvara kar lu

To re meri footi kismat bachpan ke ek laute kamine dost ka naam yaad aaya

 

Aakhirkaar ek din humne bhi himmat juta kar

Use apne aap se kiye vaade ke bare mei bataya

Aur jaisa ki socha tha

Vo kamina sun ne ke baad badi der tak khilkhilaya

 

"Ladki dhoond li hai ya dhoondni hai..?"

Khilkhilane ke pashchat uska pehla prashna aaya

Aur humne nazare jhuka kar kaha

Isi pareshani ki yukti ke liye mitra tumhe hai bulvaya

 

Kuch gehan soch vichar kar

Usne kaksha ki sabse khoobsurat ladki ka naam sujhaya

Aur humne baalon mei kanghi ka ek haath maar

Use sheeshe mei apni shakal ka close up deedar karaya

 

Aur kaha…

 

Ki Kahan vo swapna sundari mere mitra

Jise bhagwaan ne bhi garmi ki chuttiyon mei banaya hoga

Aur fir idhar dekh apne dost ko zalim

Jise banane ka idea na jaane unhe kahan se aaya hoga

 

Baat sunkar nirdayi ne haami mei ser hilaya

Aur fir betha ke mujhe sujhav ka tark samjhaya

"ki yahi sab sochte hei aur isi ka fayda uthana hai

Baaki chahe darte rahe par ab tujhe use apna banana hai"

 

"Competition bada kam hai

And afterall karm hi to dharm hai

Tu ban jaaega ladko ka nayak, humari prajati ki lalkaar

Bas ek prem patra likh de aur karde apni mohabbat ka izhaar"

 

Vo kapti to shakuni roop tha bol kar chala gaya

Par jaate jaate mere hridya mei prem deepak jala gaya

 

Meine bhi fir 4 raatein jaagkar

4 prishtho ka lamba patra likha

Patra ko vibhinn scento se mehkaya

Aur lifafe ko apni mohabbat se rang diya

 

Agli subah prabhu ka naam le

Mei kartvya path par nikal gaya

Baayi aankh ki fadkan ko chod

Mei dil ki dhadkan mei kho gaya

 

School mei mauka milte hi meine

Guru ki aagya ka palan kiya

Aur khane ki chutti mei chup chap

Uske baste mei apne dil ka haal sarka diya

 

Dil tham kar ab mei bas uska intezaar kar raha tha

Aur vo kapti dost baju mei beth mujhe muskaan de raha tha

Sadiyon jaise kaate the meine vo kuch pal

Karma to kar diya tha ab "was waiting for the" fal

 

Vo lehraati hui kaksha mei jab aayi

To mera dil vahi tham gaya

Hoth sukh gaye mere

Aur aankhon ko lakwa maar gaya

 

Humei nazar-andaaz kar mehboob seat ki taraf badh gaya

Beth-te hue galti se dekha par ek nazar se mujhe ghayal kar gaya

 

Par vo seat pe kya bethi mera dil beth gaya

Ki uske beth-te hi mera patra uski god mei gir gaya

Usne idhar udhar clue ke liye dekha

To sakpaka ke mei  kitabon mei chup gaya

 

Usne lifafa khola aur meri mohabbat ki dastaan ko bahar nikala

Ye Dekh muskuraya mera dost aur uski taraf chal nikala

 

"are priya ye kya hai tumhare hathon mei..???

Shakla se to prem patra lagta hai…..:O

Lifafe pe rangon ke istamal ko dekho to….:P

Mujhe koi class ka hi majnu lagta hai….:D"

 

Chin bhinn ho gaya ye sunte hi mera vishwaas

jab mere hi dost ne sabke saamne udaya meri mohabbat ka parihas

jante bhujthe hue us shakuni ne mujhse ye sab karvaya tha

aur sabse bade font mei patra ke neeche mujhse  mera naam likhvaya tha

 

us din to har kharbooze, chachoondar ne mera mazak udaya

aur us swapna sundari ne bhi har teacher se mujhe pitvaya

 

Aur fir mere us dost ne hi ghar par is breaking news ko bhi pahuchaya

aur 2 thappad baad hi mujhe mere pitaji se bachaya

dil toota, vishwaas toota aur meine dukhte gaal ko sehla us se sawal kiya

"ki hey mayavi, asur raj tu dost tha mera itna to na girta"

Aur us raavan ne muskura ke jawab diya

"ab chal chod na – tu ladki pata leta to mei kya fir akela firta"…

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If Iraq had won the war

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It’s time to learn something about Men/boys...

Who is a boy / man ?

A boy/man  is one of the most beautiful creations of God.



He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

   



Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his wife and children by working late nights.





He builds their future by taking loans from banks and then repaying them for the life time. Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife and children without any complain.


 

Believe me he struggles a lot but still has to hear the music (scolding) of Mother, wife and his boss. Yet every mother, wife and boss tries to have control over him.



                                 


Finally his life ends up by compromising for others happiness. He is that creature of God who no one can compete with.


 

Respect every boy/man in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.





Just extend your hand when he needs it and you shall receive twice fold love from him.

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