Why man lives 100 years?

God created the donkey

And said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset Carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, You will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years" God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .. !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

God created the dog

And said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and You will live 30years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years. " God granted his wish.size=6> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! God created the monkey

And said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey Answered: "To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years." God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .. !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Finally God created man...

And said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, Give me the 30years that the donkey refused, The 15years that the dog did not want and The 10years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man ,

Marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, Working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown, He lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house And eating whatever is given to him,

So that when he is old, He can retire and live 10years like a monkey, Going from house to house and from one son or Daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

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1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back "You're under arrest!" For what? "For stealing my heart." 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. are your legs tired? girl: Why? because you have been running through my mind all day! 4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" 5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes 6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,"What are doing" resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven." 7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." 8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9.Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?" "No" he answers. "Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" 10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN

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New Years Resolutions For 2009

This year, I resolve to: Always replace the gas nozzle Before driving away from the pump. I will always "check for paper" When leaving the restroom. I will try to drive closer to the speed limit. I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case". I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars. I will no longer park the BMW Next to fire hydrants. I will start drinking less beer I will stop buying useless stuff I will try to drive more carefully

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The Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him til He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me To my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Death Tax Dog License Tax Drivng Permit Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment (UI) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax ( too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Hunting License Tax Hydro Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Property Tax Provincial Income Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax Telephone Tax Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation Was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, And Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians? '

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Tips for Loving Couples

1. Say "I Love You" at least once a day. Your partner does need to hear the words. 2. Kiss good-bye & hello. Throw in a hug while you're at it. 3. "Date" your partner for the rest of your lives. Treat your partner even better than when you were dating... Remember that you are sweethearts:open her doorstraighten his tiehold out her chairhold hands when you're walking together 4. Don't sweat the small stuff. You can let his/her bad habits bother you to distraction. .. or you can accept them, and work around them. Does she leave the cap off the toothpaste? Buy separate tubes... Does he leave clothes laying around? Ignore them, or pick them up, remembering just how much he does for you in other ways. Or, make it easier for your partner to satisfy you... buy several clothes hampers and keep them handy. 5. Concentrate on the positive. Instead of thinking about the ways that s/he lets you down, think of all the positive things about your partner that drew you to them in the first place. 6. Take a breather when you're mad. Don't try to talk when either of you are angry. Take a few minutes to walk around the block, lay down, just get away from each other so you can regroup. A short break will allow you both to stay on track and discuss what's bothering you instead of accidentally making personal insults that you will regret later. 7. Don't use your partner's secrets or weaknesses against them... ever! What may seem insignificant, trivial, or cute to you may be serious to your partner. Recognize what is important to your partner, and don't discuss it with your friends, mother, his family, anyone! And certainly don't throw the words back at them in an argument. A loving relationship is one of the most intimate and trusting that anyone can have. 8. Think about your partner first. If both of you do this, then you can't help but win! Say "yes" to your partner as often as possible... go to that sports event with him, get him out on that golf course because he loves golf, make life easier for your partner, and hopefully they will do the same for you! 9. R-E-S-P-E-C- T your partner. Don't badmouth your partner to anyone! When you talk about your partner, let your respect and love shine through. 10. Find a way to regroup together every day. Discover what works well for you both... eat a meal together, meet for happy hour drinks, skip Leno at night and just lay in bed in the dark, take a walk around the block, etc. You can even mix things up and vary your routine. If one of you is traveling, call home at night just to hear their voice. The point is to spend time together daily, just talking or breathing the same air, feeling connected.

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