11 March 2010

Designations and responsibility of a Project Manager,Developer,Onsite Coordinator,Client,Business Analyst,Account Manager,Delivery Manager,Marketing Manager,Resource Optimization Team,Documentation Team,Quality Auditor,Tester and HR Manager in a software development company

All the definitions given below are just for fun and is not meant to hurt anyone sentiments.

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.  

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Business Analyst is the one who convinces client why they dont need a baby.

Account Manager is the one who thinks that it is more important to know why the baby is not there than to have a baby.

Delivery Manager is one who ensures a baby irrespective of whether it is donkey's, monkey's or human baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks if nine women can deliver nine babies in nine months, one women can deliver one baby in one month.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that...
a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

note:- This was for fun only, and if this has hurt anyone sentiments then i'm really sorry for it.
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