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GOOD MORNING ..........
ENJOY IT..............
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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
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When do you know you are in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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What is the Difference b/w Young Age & Old Age?
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Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters,
How would You Recognize Your WIFE ?
The Best Answer
- Why the Hell Should I recognise?
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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whats the difference between Pongal and idly ?
think.think..think...
U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that :
"DARLING NOW YOU ARE DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.
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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you
study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can you see mangoes?
On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kahan?
ANS - Jahan jahan women go, piche piche Man(goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash ,
SUNAMI is Total Wash. !
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell your Friend
"U are my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to your Wife
"U are my Best Wife?"
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