04 April 2012

Funny sms joke messages

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GOOD MORNING ..........

ENJOY IT..............
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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?



bcoz it means...











E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.



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How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?



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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..



"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!



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When do you know you are in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Difference b/w Young Age & Old Age?



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Simple..



In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..



In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-



'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters,
How would You Recognize Your WIFE ?



The Best Answer

- Why the Hell Should I recognise?

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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Whats the difference between Pongal and idly ?
think.think..think...
U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.



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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that :
"DARLING NOW YOU ARE DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you
study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P



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QUES - Where can you see mangoes?
On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kahan?

ANS - Jahan jahan women go, piche piche Man(goes).



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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash ,

SUNAMI is Total Wash. !

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Difference between Friend & Wife



U can Tell your Friend

"U are my Best Friend"

But



Do u have courage tell to your Wife

"U are my Best Wife?"
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